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BREAKING:
Venezuela Collapses as U.S. Forces Seize
Socialist Strongman Maduro
CARACAS, Venezuela — Venezuela descended into chaos overnight as U.S. military forces captured socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro, ending years of authoritarian rule—but exposing just how close the country came to becoming a permanent oil rich narco-state hostile to the United States.
The President confirmed the operation, warning that Venezuela had become a lawless hub for drug trafficking, cartel violence, and foreign adversaries, threatening U.S. borders and regional stability. The administration announced a temporary U.S. role in stabilizing the country to prevent total collapse. Under Maduro’s socialist regime, Venezuela was reduced from an oil-rich nation to an economic wasteland.
U.S. officials say the operation targeted key military and security installations to prevent armed resistance and stop regime loyalists from unleashing further violence. Maduro is expected to face serious criminal charges tied to corruption and narco-terrorism. The charges and trial will likely result in Maduro facing effectively life in prison unless terms of a pardon are met. Recently pardoned by Donald Trump was Juan Orlando Hernández. He was the former President of Honduras, who Trump pardoned in December 2025 after Hernández’s conviction for drug trafficking in the U.S. Terms of the pardon are unknown but perhaps Hernandez could be installed as Venezuala’s new leader.
Critics abroad are already attacking the U.S. response, but supporters argue the alternative was far worse: a failed socialist state exporting drugs, instability, and mass migration directly toward America.
Venezuela’s collapse stands as a grim warning—not just for Latin America, but for the West—of what happens when socialism, corruption, and unchecked power are allowed to run their course.
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At the same time, America unveiled a powerful new battleship designed to project strength, freedom, and unresolved symbolism across the globe, immediately described by experts as “historic,” “long overdue,” and “definitely something the previous administration tried to stop.” The ship is expected to deter adversaries, impress allies, and feature prominently in stock footage for the next decade of patriotic montages.
Accuracy And TRUTH
Elsewhere, global chaos continues exactly as predicted by One True News headlines written six months ago. Foreign conflicts escalated because of weakness, inflation surged because of socialism, and the deep state was reportedly caught doing… something horrible again. At press time, patriots were urged to stay vigilant, buy commemorative merchandise, and share articles immediately before reading them, as the truth window remains narrow and freedom is believed to expire sometime next Tuesday unless decisive action — or at least a strongly worded comment — is taken.